crazy conversations

This is a reproduction of my tea –time talk with my friend;)
I have a new tea mug..a really really big one…like the ones they use in friends!!!
my fren asked whether it was a mug or bucket;)..and I love it….
I had taken it for my mid-day tea….
My fren and me…took our respective cups ..and sat talking.I was still indulging in admiring my big white cup…and I casually remarked…that the tea tastes better in my cup…and that sentence started this discussion..i have tried to reproduce the ideas..though I don’t recall the exact words as we decided to prove whose tea tastes better!!!
First theory by my fren:

What’s a theory with no assumptions?
Assumption:tea is a pretty lady.
(I start laughing!)

When with a pretty lady…the best thing for romance is a small place.women like romance..which would make her happy. A happy woman is always better.
But, here woman=tea.
Which proves that the tea in a small cup is better.
(laughing)
Guffaws ..and giggles…

Second theory :me
Assumption:tea is a freedom lover.
Every person needs his space…
A person who has freedom…is a happier person..a happy person is always better than one cramped up.
So…
more freedom=happier freedom-loving person
here freedom-lover=tea
therefore,my tea is better!!!
(more laughing)

Third theory:me

Assumption:my tea is a caged lion

A caged lion prefers a bigger cage…so that it can move it limbs freely.
This would keep the lion happy..a happy lion is a better lion.
but here,lion=tea
So my tea is better!!!
(here we both collapse..into indecent laughter imagining a co-worker(with straightened hair )as the caged lion!!!

by this time we both had emptied our respective tea mugs..and had tears of mirth running down our cheeks…and we walked back to our cubes!!!