This article abt me was featured in our newsletter..as I head the literary club in my office.Its amazingly flattering..and whoever has read it…seems to think that the article does total justice to my persona:)
It was written by my dearest friend Saif.
read and tell me whether you agree:)
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Mix half a witch…quarter of a lost dreamer and quarter of a material gal…and the soul of a chatterbox for garnish.. warm it over red coals and look closely.. ya ya.. you are right.. its her profile all right ..
most people or things in her life wear the “best”est or the “zombie”
medals.. no middle path for her.. even a train co-passenger does not escape being slotted!
On writing, well.. she is prolific.. her writing hand will sometimes run amok like an wild horse 
..other times.. she would write sheer poetry.. ask her for the one titled ‘ingredients of my soul’.. a few words of well meant flattery or a favourite song will have her swaying on her feet ..
but she is also addicted to ruthless critiques ..
She loves sunsets on trains,spicy paani poori and high heels!she laughs too much..talks more than she laughs…and claims that the best sport in the world is shopping.
She can kill for books.. owns her own library, but never shares:(..and even though you may never hear her speak hindi, among friends, she is known to belt out quite a few hindi classics in true form…one of her countless dreams is to own her own huge movie collection.. for starters she has a huge book on them 
There’s always a cliche ready on the tip of her tongue.. and she will flash her eyes at you if you get on her wrong side.
when is she is not explaining some intricate life-death cycle to hapless victims..she will be day dreaming with songs and dances in true bollywood style.
>>”I head the literary club in my office”
I think you are taking undue advantage of your position by forcing people to write such nice things about you….my symphaties with that guy Saif….poor Saif…..and you are also using LJ to promote your official position……which is not ethical…..I am going to take it up with the ethics committee of your organisation….
>>”It was written by my dearest friend Saif”
this is such a mean world people become “dearest” only when they write such stuff…..otherwise they just remain friends and some are not allowed even that title also
……(I hope you know whom I am taking about???)
Anywaz about the writup itself I think you will be the inspiration for the next Da-Vinci Code…I mean look at the way the guy has potrayed you as a “she Hitler” in so many coded ways……like “she can kill for books”……”she will flash her eyes at you if you get on her wrong side” && “life-death cycle to hapless victims”(death and hapless victims being the keyword here)…..and high heels….(Hitler also liked high heels…:D)
but then again for someone who is “known to belt out quite a few hindi classics in true form” and “loves sunsets on trains,spicy paani poori ,she laughs too much..talks more than she laughs.” I guess you do come across as a dreamer also so here’s hoping and wishing that the dreamer in you continues to dream for ever…..:)
but hey even Hitler was a dreamer (just that his dreams were a bit screwed up)….so all in all this write-up tells us that you are a “she Hitler”….period.
That was me….forgot to log-in….
I agree with the other comment.. He doesn’t know you all that well :p…
Reaaaaaaaaaally?How rude!
Now I am being compared to Hitler!!What next??
Haha.. there’s the famous ‘How Rude’
So..what you upto nowadays?
Staying at home now.. Only 2 more weeks. Have to start packing up as well.